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calypso · Post by **calypso** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:06 am

sarahssass I dont care what ne one says #Cowboys&Aliens could
be entitled "Invasive Vaginal Exam" and star Daniel Craig and I would still see it.
about 1 hour ago via web

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:34 pm

lizzieroper
rachel weisz was the year below me at school, we were in the fencing team. now she's married to Bond... and I'm a massive cunt.
16 minutes ago via TweetDeck

thomasblythe @lizzieroper I bet she makes Daniel Craig wear a
scotch egg on the end of his cock and shakes it like a rattle.
8 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lizzieroper

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:20 pm

Sylvia's girl wrote:@FabiSaba: Every mom deserves spending a few days watching Daniel Craig + Real Madrid boys shirtless @ swimming pool in hotel! #refreshing

what a treat!

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:04 am

Sylvia's girl quote
BNDawson Brittany Dawson
Re: Daniel Craig in Cowboys and Aliens - "I creamed my pants for like 2 hours! That was the best orgasm I've ever had!"
justinabrittany Justina
if every man dressed like Daniel Craig's character in Cowboys & Aliens I'm pretty sure a lot of ladies would be fainting everywh
chelseagirl Chelsea
I'm not sure why Daniel Craig's ass wasn't in the credits for Cowboys and Aliens. It had one of the stand out roles in the film!
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calypso · Post by **calypso** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:26 pm

messystench messy ︻╦╤─ stench
Daniel Craig is my nymphomaniac husband, he just hasn't released that info to the general public yet. #delusionsofgrandeur
1 minute ago

Sylvia's girl · Post by **Sylvia's girl** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:38 am

NicolePeeler Nicole Peeler
If I had my druthers, I'd crawl into that big old cynical wrinkle in Daniel Craig's forehead and live out my days. #lovethatwrinkle

khenton · Post by **khenton** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:03 pm

@PatchMcScratchy hihuaiehbaebjalivuhalergvjawbvywvgwfhjwbgwvuhvwvwvhjwefhfbvfvjewvn. That is all

Does this mean I have to go back to school and take Understanding Twitter 101?

k

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:39 pm

DanielPearce
Why the F is Daniel Craig on the front of @natwest_bank's customer mag? What could his financial situaton possibly have in common with mine?
5 hours ago

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:16 pm

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:10 pm

sylvia's girl wrote:-
anngilmour Ann Gilmour
Rachel Weisz on anti-ageing tips. If I had Daniel Craig setting up camp under my nightie on a regular basis, I'd look 12.

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:41 pm

sylvia girl wrote

joshuahorowitz Josh Horowitz
Just saw James Bond burp. When I told him 007 doesn't do that Daniel Craig responded, "stick around. I do everything" 2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:22 am

sylvia girl wrote

hollywoodgames Navneet Hans
At the end of the day, Daniel Craig is always going to be the sexiest man alive.

Germangirl · Post by **Germangirl** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:20 pm

cheryl1700 wrote:sylvia girl wrote

hollywoodgames Navneet Hans
At the end of the day, Daniel Craig is always going to be the sexiest man alive.

Lets drink to that

bubita · Post by **bubita** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:01 pm

Germangirl wrote:
cheryl1700 wrote:sylvia girl wrote

hollywoodgames Navneet Hans
At the end of the day, Daniel Craig is always going to be the sexiest man alive.
Lets drink to that

Salud!

khenton · Post by **khenton** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:07 pm

I'd join you but here it's just 11am. And one shouldn't drink before noon. What am I thinking. Make mine a bloody Mary and we will call it brunch

K