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Post by Germangirl » Fri May 11, 2007 2:10 pm

which you may have seen. Its on commanderbond and I just remembered, that I really had a good laugh about it.

So I wanted to share it with you.

http://debrief.commanderbond.net/index. ... opic=37032
The top notch acting in the Weisz/Craig/Spall 'Betrayal' is emotionally true, often v funny and its beautifully staged with filmic qualities..

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Post by Tygerlily » Fri May 11, 2007 2:31 pm

Oh those are great!! Thanks, Germangirl.
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Post by shopper12 » Fri May 11, 2007 2:47 pm

Ha ha! Although I don't get the Chuck Norris references. :?

I saw this on the page though - thought it was quite apt!

"Craig also jokes about the day he was on set to film Casino Royale’s harsh torture sequence: 'Barbara was on set all day that day,’ he says, smiling. ‘She wouldn’t go. I was like, 'Don’t you have something to do in the office?'"

So even BB's like us!! :D

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Post by Dunda » Fri May 11, 2007 3:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
GREAT!

These are my favourites:

"Daniel Craig doesn't make movies. He is the movies."

"If Daniel Craig would look straight into the sun, his blue eyes would reflect any sun beam back to the sun, blowing up the sun and bringing back the Ice Age. Hence the sunglasses, made of material from Krypton, the planet, Craig also blew up with his icy blue eyes."

and regarding to the letter concerning Daniels website:

"Daniel Craig doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by agrippina » Fri May 11, 2007 4:10 pm

Mine has to be this one:

In our calender, BC stands for "Before Craig". Likewise, AD stands for "After Daniel" since we all must follow in his footsteps...


Agrippina :lol:
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Post by marsbean_mrsfishy » Fri May 11, 2007 8:22 pm

shopper12 wrote:Ha ha! Although I don't get the Chuck Norris references. :?

I saw this on the page though - thought it was quite apt!

"Craig also jokes about the day he was on set to film Casino Royale’s harsh torture sequence: 'Barbara was on set all day that day,’ he says, smiling. ‘She wouldn’t go. I was like, 'Don’t you have something to do in the office?'"

So even BB's like us!! :D
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Post by Cyanaurora » Fri May 11, 2007 8:53 pm

My favorite: On being introduced to the Queen at the royal premiere of CASINO ROYALE, Daniel Craig smiled graciously, told her not to be so nervous, and reassured her that there was no need to curtsey.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Anglophile » Fri May 11, 2007 10:02 pm

agrippina wrote:Mine has to be this one:

In our calender, BC stands for "Before Craig". Likewise, AD stands for "After Daniel" since we all must follow in his footsteps...
Pfffffaahahaha, that one must be my favourite too! Tee hee hee :mrgreen:

Thanks for posting that link Germangirl, you made my day!
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Post by Anglophile » Fri May 11, 2007 10:10 pm

Oh and re hilarious sites, I just found this little gem of an interview with Mads Mikkelsen on MI6 news. I especially liked this part:

The best part about Bond? “I loved getting paid to play poker. But you know, the most fun was the torture scene. I spent an entire day listening to Daniel [Craig] scream. That was great. He wasn’t wearing a lot of clothes. I got to kick him in the balls, literally.” :twisted: :lol:
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Post by a-hafan » Sat May 12, 2007 6:20 am

These are brilliant!

I love this one:

Daniel Craig had to tone down his athleticism, screen presence, sex appeal, etc. in order to play James Bond.

hubba hubba!

oh... and this one too:

Daniel Craig doesn't make movies. He is the movies.
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Post by livetwice » Sat May 12, 2007 9:20 pm

Anglophile wrote:Oh and re hilarious sites, I just found this little gem of an interview with Mads Mikkelsen on MI6 news. I especially liked this part:
The best part about Bond? “I loved getting paid to play poker. But you know, the most fun was the torture scene. I spent an entire day listening to Daniel [Craig] scream. That was great. He wasn’t wearing a lot of clothes. I got to kick him in the balls, literally.” :twisted: :lol:
:D :D funny indeed!!
@ Germangirl
Thanks a lot for the link .. I'm laughing a lot about several jokes ...
Some of them were already quoted as favourites one ... Mine is "Daniel Craig doesn't need Q. He is a gadget"

Don't know why it gives me some naughty ideas :oops: :twisted: :)
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Post by Tammy » Sun May 13, 2007 1:38 am

shopper12 wrote: "Craig also jokes about the day he was on set to film Casino Royale’s harsh torture sequence: 'Barbara was on set all day that day,’ he says, smiling. ‘She wouldn’t go. I was like, 'Don’t you have something to do in the office?'"

So even BB's like us!! :D
Oh yeah, I would miss it for all the office work! :lol:
Mine has to be this one:

In our calender, BC stands for "Before Craig". Likewise, AD stands for "After Daniel" since we all must follow in his footsteps...

Agrippina
I think that describes my calendar, too.... :lol:
But you know, the most fun was the torture scene. I spent an entire day listening to Daniel [Craig] scream. That was great. He wasn’t wearing a lot of clothes. I got to kick him in the balls, literally.”
I, too could spend the entire day listening to Daniel scream while he's not wearinga lot of clothes. :oops: Sorry! :) I meant that with the purest intentions.

Is it weird or what, I think Daniel and Barbara Brocolli (sp?) could actually be.... together... geez, It crossed my mind several times. Isn't that strange?
Maybe you're just out of practice.
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Post by Germangirl » Sun May 13, 2007 8:35 am

No, its not, but only on her side, I guess.

On the pic, where all 4 of them are laying on the bed for the ? (don`t remember at the moment, sorry) award, she really has that certain look. :D
But I think, its wasted on our man. :lol:
The top notch acting in the Weisz/Craig/Spall 'Betrayal' is emotionally true, often v funny and its beautifully staged with filmic qualities..

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Post by Anglophile » Sun May 13, 2007 8:50 am

Tammy wrote:Is it weird or what, I think Daniel and Barbara Brocolli (sp?) could actually be.... together...
I bet that's how Babs sees it too... :mrgreen:
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