I do believe that dear Calypso was put on this earth to put a smile on the face of all who cross her naughty, meat-filled path!Lu wrote:calypso wrote: what made you guess
you all so nice to me
but i lay down for hour, too much meat
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WOOOOAH Hello solider!!!bumblebee wrote:Looks like one left one right and the swagger stick pointing up to the left?calypso wrote:Thelma wrote: Better to not start about this kind of things
my gods, i think he all over place yes?
he not know what to do with it I think some times
it think his trousers too tight?
ok ok i got it.....!!!!!!! a "Tight" thread!!!!!!!!!
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i am up now , i sleep off meatbumblebee wrote:I do believe that dear Calypso was put on this earth to put a smile on the face of all who cross her naughty, meat-filled path!Lu wrote:calypso wrote: what made you guess
you all so nice to me
but i lay down for hour, too much meat
but what now?
i bring ass back see?
so i wake up and do that first loco si?
i now go have coffee to wake my eyes up for more stick and eat cocunut cake
i find
the point, is tip of finger or his sticktip? i not make it out, my eyes misty like fog
not normal question no?
calypso wrote:i am up now , i sleep off meatbumblebee wrote:I do believe that dear Calypso was put on this earth to put a smile on the face of all who cross her naughty, meat-filled path!Lu wrote:
but what now?
i bring ass back see?
so i wake up and do that first loco si?
i now go have coffee to wake my eyes up for more stick and eat cocunut cake
i find
the point, is tip of finger or his sticktip? i not make it out, my eyes misty like fog
not normal question no?
"too much meat"...nice-sausage-i thought you were vegetarian?
i absolutely believe that is his sea cucumber sticking out after looking very HARD at this photo. jesus Cal, how the hell do you find these things? my computer is not that descriptive. i would be trying to inflate that every second i got-he is lucky he doesnt have me. yeah. thats right. He is lucky he doesnt have me. thats it. i am delusional! gotto go drive home now in snow and 3 degrees above zero. ciao cal
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"too much meat"...nice-sausage-i thought you were vegetarian?
i absolutely believe that is his sea cucumber sticking out after looking very HARD at this photo. jesus Cal, how the hell do you find these things? my computer is not that descriptive. i would be trying to inflate that every second i got-he is lucky he doesnt have me. yeah. thats right. He is lucky he doesnt have me. thats it. i am delusional! gotto go drive home now in snow and 3 degrees above zero. ciao cal [/quote][/quote]
i was, not now, i start eat meat only little yes?
i only recently, i feel taste for meat, i like to chew things
not good on vegetarian dishes
i become like stone age woman, i eat and suck the bones for marrow
i terrible
and this now i find?
he has busy groin too much i think, i think he fight it to go in trousers
he not know what to do many days with it i think
i absolutely believe that is his sea cucumber sticking out after looking very HARD at this photo. jesus Cal, how the hell do you find these things? my computer is not that descriptive. i would be trying to inflate that every second i got-he is lucky he doesnt have me. yeah. thats right. He is lucky he doesnt have me. thats it. i am delusional! gotto go drive home now in snow and 3 degrees above zero. ciao cal [/quote][/quote]
i was, not now, i start eat meat only little yes?
i only recently, i feel taste for meat, i like to chew things
not good on vegetarian dishes
i become like stone age woman, i eat and suck the bones for marrow
i terrible
and this now i find?
he has busy groin too much i think, i think he fight it to go in trousers
he not know what to do many days with it i think
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I am almost sure, he knows perfectly well what to do with it, when its not hidden in trousers. What reliefcalypso wrote:
he has busy groin too much i think, i think he fight it to go in trousers
he not know what to do many days with it i think
The top notch acting in the Weisz/Craig/Spall 'Betrayal' is emotionally true, often v funny and its beautifully staged with filmic qualities..
oh boy what a lovely start to my day, haven't even got round to starting any work yet coz i'm sitting here giggling my head offcalypso wrote:i am up now , i sleep off meatbumblebee wrote:I do believe that dear Calypso was put on this earth to put a smile on the face of all who cross her naughty, meat-filled path!Lu wrote:
but what now?
i bring ass back see?
so i wake up and do that first loco si?
i now go have coffee to wake my eyes up for more stick and eat cocunut cake
i find
the point, is tip of finger or his sticktip? i not make it out, my eyes misty like fog
not normal question no?
back to the stick in question - can't possibly be his finger, i mean i know he has big hands, but fingers that long??!!!!!
no for sure it's not fingers but his stick
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@ Calypso, you are the most funniest woman I have met on here, keep it up girl !!
@Aimee84, you seriously crack me up, love your comments on here.
Ye gods I'm getting saucy & racy thoughts into my head now, MY GOD I'm at the flipping office I've gotta behave myself before I get my arse spanked yet again
@Aimee84, you seriously crack me up, love your comments on here.
Ye gods I'm getting saucy & racy thoughts into my head now, MY GOD I'm at the flipping office I've gotta behave myself before I get my arse spanked yet again
that is the end of his sausage...and all i can picture is him "fighting" his sea cucumber to go in his underwear, then it peeps out cuz the underwear is too small for this man, and he has to wrestle the thing back in to fit...!!! i will sign up to help him---i wil be a DC sea cucumber fighter!!! what a fun job. (going commando really isnt a choice for him-its a relief!!!) i gotto stop. Calypso started it. bad gurl cal. ~G-the DC sea cucumber fighter
1. is this photo currentcalypso wrote:
not good he keep phone by his stick no?
bad waves from it, i hear cause stick problems
he should use back pocket, but i think he like his front
2. if i were him i would have the phone on "vibrate"
3. damn he cant elude you cal-i cant stop looking at his love wand in every photo now. what a burden he has. i will fight the sea cucumber if he cant tuck it himself.
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Guinness wrote:1. is this photo currentcalypso wrote:
not good he keep phone by his stick no?
bad waves from it, i hear cause stick problems
he should use back pocket, but i think he like his front
2. if i were him i would have the phone on "vibrate"
3. damn he cant elude you cal-i cant stop looking at his love wand in every photo now. what a burden he has. i will fight the sea cucumber if he cant tuck it himself.
no it april 07 it was taken when gf hurt her leg
his mother help him to look after her
his stick needs to not be by phone, it not healthy
but i think he fight it to go into trousers like i fight with my curly hair every morning
As long as he pulls the right stick out when the phone rings.calypso wrote:Guinness wrote:1. is this photo currentcalypso wrote:
not good he keep phone by his stick no?
bad waves from it, i hear cause stick problems
he should use back pocket, but i think he like his front
2. if i were him i would have the phone on "vibrate"
3. damn he cant elude you cal-i cant stop looking at his love wand in every photo now. what a burden he has. i will fight the sea cucumber if he cant tuck it himself.
no it april 07 it was taken when gf hurt her leg
his mother help him to look after her
his stick needs to not be by phone, it not healthy
but i think he fight it to go into trousers like i fight with my curly hair every morning
yeah, wouldnt we be disappointed if he did! which curly hair. no, sorry-i am down there with DC and it just came out. couldnt help it! IS this the naughty corner? dont know where i am, feeling fuzzy, going over, down on the floor. ~G DC's Sea cucumber fighter...bumblebee wrote:As long as he pulls the right stick out when the phone rings.calypso wrote:Guinness wrote: 1. is this photo current
2. if i were him i would have the phone on "vibrate"
3. damn he cant elude you cal-i cant stop looking at his love wand in every photo now. what a burden he has. i will fight the sea cucumber if he cant tuck it himself.
no it april 07 it was taken when gf hurt her leg
his mother help him to look after her
his stick needs to not be by phone, it not healthy
but i think he fight it to go into trousers like i fight with my curly hair every morning