Early pup thread- Institut for Pupology

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:43 pm

cheryl1700 wrote:a Karen carpenter

is prof jec going to join us??

That's if you don't mind the prof tagging along? It's a bit lonely in that camp-site on my own.

Mine's a Jack Daniels on the rocks please.

khenton · Post by **khenton** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:43 pm

Can I have another while we wait for her?

K

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:48 pm

khenton wrote:Can I have another while we wait for her? K

yay Jec!!!, will go to the bar, bloody hell k, I'll have to start calling u fish!

Weemags79 · Post by **Weemags79** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:57 pm

I'll have a glass of white wine please.

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:59 pm

here you go professor!

and help yourself everyone

a see ray is dancing by himself on the dancefloor

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:01 pm

Bet not join him, starry would kill me

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:02 pm

any one know any jokes, or stories, mags your irish, the irish are well known for good bit crac, know any?

Weemags79 · Post by **Weemags79** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:03 pm

Can't think of any at the moment. Will get my thinking cap on.

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:07 pm

cheryl1700 wrote:here you go professor!

Thanks!!

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:09 pm

good one!

Weemags79 · Post by **Weemags79** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:13 pm

Patient: Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' ?

Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.

Patient: Is it common?

Doctor: It's not unusual.

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:16 pm

arwwww like it!

got one, Two campers are out in the woods Ooooooo!
When one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:17 pm

lily decides to have Shirley temple at bar

'so one horse go into a bar and barman said "why the long face?"...

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:18 pm

Snacks anyone??

cheryl1700 · Post by **cheryl1700** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:22 pm

oh lovely thanks,
Nice one luna, there's loads of jokes around that one too, but cant think any at the mo.
Woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."