C&A DUCKS!!

khenton · Post by **khenton** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:54 am

It's the glasses. K.

Post by **Dunda** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:08 am

khenton wrote: It's the glasses. K.

I don't think so, I think it's the voluptuous lower lip

(Hmm come to think of it, do ducks have a lower lip?)

khenton · Post by **khenton** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:44 am

lower lip, glasses. . . . ahhhhha. K

Germangirl · Post by **Germangirl** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:46 am

bubita · Post by **bubita** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:35 pm

a pout to die... for

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:03 pm

The Department of Homeland Security today issued an all-points bulletin on the state of emergency in NM following chaos on the set of the film C&A.

A massive riot of the duck extras followed reports of kidnap and torture by the Kit-e-Kat Mafia who wanted a piece of the action, preferably a wing, but they were willing to settle for drumstick or piece of fillet.

National Duck Guard arrived earlier today.

They were accompanied by Duckie Rambo who is famed for sorting out desperate situations.

The Kit-e-Kat Mafia has previously been named for their brutal targeting of the homeless cat community.

Eye witnesses have been too scared to come forward, but as this stunning expose shows, the Kit-e-Kat Mafia will stop at nothing to get what they want.

Despite local cat protests of innocence and having nothing to do with the Kit-e-Kat Mafia, many ducks still claim that all cats will try to get a bit of duck action if they have a chance.

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:03 pm

Things came to a head when a wounded duck extra staggered into the trailer of well known duck supporter and activist Daniel Craig, who is the star of the new movie.

After treatment the victim was able to give a good description of his attackers

………….and the outraged star of "Bond, Duckie Bond", immediately began his own investigation, using his duck contacts to help him with the computer work.

What he found will shock duck and cat fans alike.

A group of renegade ducks have taken matters under their own wings by stopping and searching suspect cats.

Unfortunately the Kit-e-Kat Mafia is so well disguised the ducks activists don’t know who is guilty and who is just an innocent kitty.

There have been reports of ducks beating up innocent kitties in their desperation to get to the bottom of the mystery of who is behind the arrival of the Kit-e-Kat Mafia on the set of the movie.

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:03 pm

Some cats have been duck-marched into custody by ducks using emergency powers.

Some kitties have just surrendered outright.

Truth drugs have been used to fool suspect cats into telling the ducks about who is at the bottom of the Kit-e-Kat Mafia’s takeover bid.

The side effects of the drugs have been horrifying.

Local papers have reported that the ducks are now out of control

.........and have circulated mug-shots of wanted ducks who have gone wild.

The local Chief of Duck Police has warned the public not to approach the renegade and dangerous ducks.

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:04 pm

Matters are set to escalate as the local innocent cat population fight back............

.............and a dead duck was found on the outskirts of town this morning.

Mafia propaganda has tried to blame innocent bystander-ducks for it’s covert infiltration by fingering them with a series of posters around town.

But Daniel was on the job and his computer sources soon came up with results..............

.................tracking the renegade ducks to a Dude Ranch in a neighbouring state.

JEC57 · Post by **JEC57** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:04 pm

Once the Duck Federal Marshalls arrived, renegade ducks were interrogated and despite not wanting to talk…………..

………they were finally persuaded to reveal the whereabouts of the ring leaders. Unfortunately the local cops in hot pursuit were run off the road into a dirt bank

..........and a crew of work-ducks were called to dig them out……..

After threats of calling in the Duck Brigade of the French Foreign Legion..............

………….the ducks gave themselves in ……………..

and allowed themselves to be duck-marched back to NM……………..

In the interest of duck-cat international relations, that well-known duckie-lover Daniel Craig has paid for a specialist counselling service to work with both sides and try to reconcile their differences......

...............only time will tell if it will work out..............

Daskedusken · Post by **Daskedusken** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:07 pm

JEC57 wrote:

This one is the one most similar to me....

khenton · Post by **khenton** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:44 pm

I am going to use the kicking and taking names at work. Great. K

bubita · Post by **bubita** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:13 pm

Germangirl · Post by **Germangirl** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:38 pm

Thanks a lot for this great story and the effort to find all these pics. Its hilarious ...

chippi · Post by **chippi** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:44 am

It's a zombie duck!!!! Let's just hope none of the other ducks a bitten!

I think that's a whole new movie though...maybe a sequel.