PFA. Take II

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:05 am

Well what would you do if Ray walks around naked outside and pees in your garden? I think you would perv over him.... SDF is watching you..

SDF xx

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:38 am

StarryDannyFan wrote:Well what would you do if Ray walks around naked outside and pees in your garden? I think you would perv over him.... SDF is watching you..

SDF xx

he do that at my hosue too and neigbour has nearly the stroke again.
i look out and bang on window and say 'ray. no showing of bojangles in garden".

but he just carry on like so

so i stay indoors, is betetr than the jumping naked bojangles on my couch yes?

Rayfan · Post by **Rayfan** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:38 am

WALKING around naked? hmmmm...Maybe, but no running. Not really a fan of the bojangles in motion....looks like it hurts. Too much of a good thing.

Peeing in my garden? NOT a good thing for my flowers...but it might keep the bunnies and deer away....

Neither of these would turn my head, but if he were to be sitting down, (clothed), blowing bubbles, I couldn't promise what'd happen...

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:52 am

Rayfan wrote:WALKING around naked? hmmmm...Maybe, but no running. Not really a fan of the bojangles in motion....looks like it hurts. Too much of a good thing.

Peeing in my garden? NOT a good thing for my flowers...but it might keep the bunnies and deer away....

Neither of these would turn my head, but if he were to be sitting down, (clothed), blowing bubbles, I couldn't promise what'd happen...

he father now with starry so he not sit blowing bubbles with you, i will have words with him if he is

and you should send him straight home to starry and no basura stuff.

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:11 am

You both make me laugh!!!!

HILARIOUS!

I wouldn't let Ray blow bubbles with you as you would be fixated on his lips. And you would try to kiss him.

He's a father now so he can be easily led. So if you are going to be naughty with him, I would have a word with you as well.

I am curious to know, what you imagine Ray would wear, sitting down with you, blowing bubbles?

SDF xx

Rayfan · Post by **Rayfan** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:39 am

SDF,
I think your instincts are razor sharp. I'm not sure I'd trust myself EITHER if he was just sitting there blowing bubbles with me. Good heavens. Oh yeah baby - I'd be waaay fixated on his lips. I might not try to kiss him as that might just ruin the whole thing...I think he's kind of innocent. (Although the way you talk I think you've taught him a thing or two....)

Wasn't aware he was a dad....I need details. Maybe we got the bubble making equipment from your kid?

Hmm....so, what would he be wearing? The first thing that popped into my mind would be a pair of very short, possibly one-size-too-small shorts.

SNUG. Sort of like Adidas shorts from the 1970's. White. Blue stripes, and a blue muscle shirt. It's hot, we're under a tree, sitting in the shade.

Lemonade is about to be served....

I imagine you find this somewhat unsettling....

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:59 am

HILARIOUS AGAIN!!!!

White tight shorts!!! One word - PERVERT!!!!

I imagine you will be looking at his bulge as well. He is innocent but he can be naughty too. Yes we recently had our 'baby', which is a boy. We haven't decided a name yet but it's doing well.

Aunty Cal will deal with your basura as I know she will tell you off about the white tight shorts. Lemonade won't help things.

SDF xx

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:46 am

this is not acceptable. ray is married and i not liek him in tight shorts. bojangles only for starry.

starry send him to me this evening and i will talk to him. no basura from him and he will listen.

if there is, both starry and me will get tank and sort you out yes?

remember what happen to laura!

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:50 am

Yes I will send Ray around to you and you will make him understand. He is not sure what is going on and he knows he has been naughty so far. I feel sorry for him.

I think Rayfan now knows she has done a bad thing...

SDF xx

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:58 am

StarryDannyFan wrote:Yes I will send Ray around to you and you will make him understand. He is not sure what is going on and he knows he has been naughty so far. I feel sorry for him.

I think Rayfan now knows she has done a bad thing...

SDF xx

i will make the tea of the eggs and the chips and i will be gentle but firm. ray will know he listen to me about such things.
he knows there are women who will mess around with his bits and i not have that.

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:00 am

Thank you for sorting out Ray for me, he likes women who is nice to him but he doesn't understand that women want him for his body and wants to play with his bojangles. I think it's not fair on him.

I think Ray would love your tea anyway!

SDF xx

Rayfan · Post by **Rayfan** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:06 am

You'll send him to ME and I'll make him understand?
Most excellent!!!

Send him over in sweatpants and a wintercoat. With one of those balaclava hats on. That way I won't be tempted.

Well, not sure I can say that, it'd depend if it was the kind where the mouth is exposed. I'd give him a phonebook and ask him to start at A. And ask him to speak s-l-o-w-l-y.

I've done nothing naughty...only served him lemonade! I've given lemonade to lots of people. And I've been friendly. I'm ONLY guilty of my eyes wandering a bit....

Rayfan · Post by **Rayfan** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:14 am

Sorry, thought you were sending him to me...
(couldn't really believe my luck...thought that was too good to be true)

Poor guy might start to resent all the criticism....

calypso · Post by **calypso** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:20 am

Rayfan wrote:Sorry, thought you were sending him to me...
(couldn't really believe my luck...thought that was too good to be true)

Poor guy might start to resent all the criticism....

no what he resent is women messing with his head and bojangles.

no basura with ray, gracias

StarryDannyFan · Post by **StarryDannyFan** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:26 pm

Ray dislikes dressing up in a winter coat and in a balacava hat. He would feel like he's invisible. Poor guy, he could be upset being covered up. He would feel like he's trapped.

Ray is on the way to see me and Cal had given him a serious talking to and he understands things now. He feels guilty now.

So hands off Rayfan and he won't be coming around to see you again.

SDF xx